There are 14 characters available at the beginning of the game.
|E.T.||Recover 1 MP per turn|
|Flowers||Extra +1 point on dice rolls lucky|
|Grandma||Extra +2 to threat|
|Hipster||+10% increased damage range|
|Hynx||+1 skill duration|
|Jock||+1 bonus to attack|
|Little Brother||+5 initiative|
|Mr. John||+10% extra experience points gained|
|Ms. Goldberry||+3% HP, +3% MP, +2% HP steal, +2% MP steal, +2% XP|
|Nerd||50% discount to resurrect this player after death|
|Paris||50% discount on Blacksmith upgrades for this player|
|Pizza Guy||50% discount to buy this player|
|Rocker||+5 points to health|
|Woofie||Heal 1 HP per turn|
|Special Guest1||+20 MP|
1. Deluxe Version only
There are 5 unlockable bonus characters that can be acquired during a quest in Campaign 1. These characters are in reference to the developers at Behold Studios.
|Betu (artist)||+3 bonus to attack and -50% on player resurrection cost|
|Gui (programmer)||Reduce threat by -5 and +5% mana steal|
|Hugo (artist)||Extra +5 threat and +10% to critical|
|Ronaldo (drinker)||100% extra potion effect and +5% life steal|
|Saulo (programmer)||+5 initiative and +30% XP|
- "Hynx" appears to be based on a real person, who can be found on Twitter, though his account is entirely in Spanish.
- "Paris" is also based on a real person, the famous-for-being-famous heiress Paris Hilton.
- The "Special Guest" is, as his or her passive bonus description reveals, one of the playable wizards from the Magicka franchise.